Mauricio “Shogun” Rua…Who’s That?

September 29, 2007 | Filed Under Mixed Martial Arts, Sports | No Comments

Forrest GriffinDid anyone else catch the fight between Forrest Griffin and Rosie O’Donnell? Wait, my bad, did I say Rosie? Excuse me for that slap to Shogun’s pride, but the dude showed up like he’d spent two weeks at a half-price all-you-can-eat buffet; overweight and rolling on the floor.Round one packed heat. Both fighters landed blows and attempted multiple take downs. Forrest ate a harsh elbow from “Shogun” in the second round that left a Harry Potter-esk lightning bolt of a gash above his right brow. Griffin smiled, gave “Shogun” a wink and went back to business. “Shogun” took control in the early half of the third, but Griffin reversed fates and landed the last blow of the fight. Sad thing, it wasn’t even a blow. The sloth-like “Shogun” gave up his back and Griffin seized the opportunity with a rear-naked choke. “Shogun”better hit the treadmill.Griffin’s post-fight interview

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“Iceman” is Thawed Out

September 29, 2007 | Filed Under Mixed Martial Arts, Sports | No Comments

keith.jpgAfter the first time being knocked out since…f@ck forever, one would’ve thunkd that the former Light Heavyweight champ would rebound and begin his climb back to the top. Wrong. The sensation that once was simply known as Chuck, is now merely a mirage that gives false hope.
The confident Keith Jardine, who boasted he was the more complete MMA fighter, utilized his solid leg-kicks to throw Chuck’s timing off. The former champ used a different tactic and utilized the jab to thump Jardine’s face. The herky-jerky Jardine took the beating and welcomed more.
In the second round Jardine followed a viscous leg-kick with a solid right that dropped Chuck. But he bounced back and the fight went the distance. Chuck’s left side looked tore up and purple. Jardine’s face looked like hamburger meat that had been beaten by a mallet. Both dudes were beat…ahh memoirs of Brit-Brit’s vag. Jardine walked away with the victory and Chuck walked out disappointed.

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Nightmare from a Darkhorse

September 29, 2007 | Filed Under Mixed Martial Arts, Sports | No Comments

diego.jpgDiego “Nightmare” Sanchez and Jon Fitch squared-off at UFC 76 in Anaheim. Fitch, not known by most before the fight, walked in as the dark horse primed for upset. That dark horse though, carried a 13 fight win streak into the octagon. Diego woke up in his own nightmare.
Diego came out firing from the holster like a jacked-up thief on PCP and pushed an insane pace for the fight. But, Fitch answered and made his Boilermakers proud. The former Purdue Wrestling captain tossed the not-so “Nightmare” all around the octagon.
A couple hammer fists, courtesy Fitch, left an impression above Diego’s nose with blood trickling down after the second round. Diego slipped Fitch into a deep triangle choke late in the final round, but the attempt produced nothing. Fitch popped out and added a few hammer fists to thicken his convincing win.

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Touch Creates Stimulation

September 29, 2007 | Filed Under Apple, Exclusives, Product Reviews | No Comments

iPod Touch

What’s Apple going to create next? How are we supposed to react to the new iPod Touch when we’re still stuck-on stupid after the iPhone hit the market? It might just be the alcohol from last night, but my brain can not comprehend the mastery of resolution and color design that this new gadget offers. I guess all one can do is welcome the revolution, grab a beer and smile. Just look at this thing. It’s going to get more attention than a leprechaun wearing a pink-laced suit with baby blue ruffles and green shoes. That sh*ts cool in all, but I’d rather stare at a couple other things than a short dude who stashed gold up his ass. And I know most of you favor my opinion. Make your life a little sweeter and upgrade to the iPod Touch. Plus, guaranteed more play will come your way. The approval from Stardum Entertainment is branded.

Check out the demo

         He’s got a surprise for you…

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Was Kiefer’s alcohol level .24?

September 25, 2007 | Filed Under Celebrity, Entertainment | No Comments


Just when you thought Kiefer Sutherland was the man of your Grandmother’s television dreams he goes DUI on us. Ya, even the man responsible for such characters as EyeBall, Snake, and some guy who likes to die in the film Flatliners is not perfect.

“The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES — Kiefer Sutherland was arrested early Tuesday on misdemeanor drunk driving charges after failing a field sobriety test, a police spokeswoman said.

The actor was pulled over at around 1:10 a.m. in western Los Angeles, where he tested over the state’s legal blood alcohol limit of .08 percent, Officer Karen Smith said.”

Even after all of our pleas for young Hollywood to just hire a driver or call a cab this kind of behavior continues. What? You’re saying Kiefer is damn near forty-something and has kids in college older then these starlets….Wow, never mind. This guy’s a lost cause.

More DUI Facts on Kiefer Sutherland plus an Overview of his career Yippy!!!!

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Check Out My Trick Thumb

September 23, 2007 | Filed Under Apple, Exclusives, Product Reviews | No Comments

iPod Nano

iPod introduced its new generation of mp3 and video player last week. And wouldn’t you know, amongst all the commotion a cute, naive, and little restructured nano popped into the world greeting all.

Luckily for you, www.strdum.com attended the welcoming and will now share all 8 MB of complete storage. Astonishingly, this thing has more capacity than a standard computer. Plus, runs smoother and brings the graphics to match any CGI movie. No lie.

I’ve seen this thing first hand and actually played with it – it’s pretty legit. The album shuffling is so 2008; nothing we’ve seen before. Ok, maybe the iPhone has a comparable setting, but remember the nano is like 1/10 of that hunkers size. It’s redonkulous to compare one aspect of the iPhone to the nano, but it would be redonkulous not to. You got to love what those geniuses at Apple come up with.

Buy it now. Either at Amazon, an Apple store or wherever. Just buy it. Drop the pastry and get off your ass. The approval from Stardum Entertainment is branded.

*The only thing missing is the touch screen. But, then again the nano is tiny, and adding a touch-sensitive screen might just cause more problems.

For a thorough review and demonstration…you know the routine

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LCD at its Dopest

September 21, 2007 | Filed Under Exclusives, Product Reviews, Samsung | No Comments

Samsung LCD
In the market for a new television? If you are, luckily for you we at www.strdum.com already painstakingly researched, tested, then took a break while downin’ shots of Patron, debated and then finally decided that one screen projects an image unmatchable by others: Samsung.

Once you’ve seen the HD quality and clarity you’ll never look at another. And for all you gamers, the 1080p is dope! Even the 720 (1080p only available with 40” and above) is still a sick image. Be careful, this screen is so addictive you might end up in rehab more often then Lohan. One brand sits on my entertainment unit and will continue so for a long time. Samsung- no other.

We’re sad to report that during the testing one member was lost to the Patron and the women of Brazil. Last we heard, he was in Mexico slowly making his way back north. Tequila does some crazy things….you know, it’s never you, it’s the tequila.

We’re not suggesting our methods are particularly the proper way to gauge technology, but hell we sure as f@ck had fun doin’ it. So, go buy a Samsung. The approval from Stardum Entertainment is branded.

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Symphony in a Box - Not that kinda Box

September 21, 2007 | Filed Under Bose, Exclusives, Product Reviews | No Comments

Bose

              Here at www.strdum.com we like to sit-back every once in a while and appreciate some of the finer things that the technology of the 21st Century presents us. All men, in one chauvinistic manner or another, love technology and the advancements that come along with the gadgets. It is our commitment to provide our readers with the info on the hottest “goods.” Without delay:

Bose delivers the true quality of music with precision-cutting sound that’s sharper than Lavell Crawford’s one-liners. Why settle for less? Don’t you deserve the best? Following that 9-5 shouldn’t you listen to the perfect catatonic-comadozing sound to relax you after the days over? I feel you should.

Whether in the car on the drive home, the living room, the kitchen, or even the bathroom, Bose is always there to provide the finest. From the Wave II Radio, to the QuietComfort 3 Headphones, to the Lifestyle Home Entertainment System, Bose transmits state-of-the-art, ear-pleasing music that only one company can provide. Why dwell in stew meat when you can breaststroke your way to Carne Asada? Follow me people.

Make your ears friends happy and buy a Bose. Trust me, you won’t regret the decision. The approval from Stardum Entertainment is branded.

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