No hope is given when a bunch of has-beens are recruited to play for the Cleveland Indians. With the city’s back turned, and an owner plotting for the franchises demise, see if the oddball chemistry amongst teammates can create a competitive clubhouse and a chase at the playoffs. Major League is that reliable comedy that gives every under-achiever the confidence to do…well, nothing. Cheers to that.

 With Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger and Corbin Bernsen on deck, the errors and laughs are sure to pile up. Who’s Corbin Bernsen? Yeah I’m askin’ myself that question too. Just watch the movie and you’ll forget this whole Corbin Bernsen controversy.

 Amazon’s got it for $5.99

During lunch with our good ‘ol pals at PC Magazine a discussion on digital cameras aroused as the hot topic and put the custody battle on the backseat. As names were tossed out and cursed faster than Brit lost her boys, one bold company held up to the scrutiny: Lumix.

With a super-zoom function slicker than K-Fed’s rhymes and a more edgier design than Brit’s bald dome, the Panasonic Lumix DMC - TZ3 makes smart decisions and definitely shows more intelligent life than those two combined.

The Lumix offers functions that neither of the two incapable parents would understand. But, luckily for you and I (You know, those who can read), the camera comes equipped with a manual that fully explains everything. You can find these lil’ bastards Lumix’s at Best Buy, Circuit City or Amazon…they’re everywhere. So, put the clippers away cuz’ there won’t be a panic attack today! The approval from Stardum Entertainment is branded.

More in-depth review

Strdum verdict: Lumix gains custody of kids. Brit and K-Fed forced to pay www.strdum.com

It’s official John Stewart will once again, which means for the second time, host the Oscars ceremony. Mr. Stewart will be back on stage for hosting duties when the Oscars air live Feb. 24, 2008. The choice actually surprised quite a few people who felt Stewart’s last time on board left them slightly sour to his “delivery.” Entertainment Weekly mentioned in their article, on the same subject, that John Stewart in 2006 was “written off as smug.” Smug is a powerful adjective in today’s world and some wondered if the perennial funny man would as they say, “Bounce back.” He certainly has with this second invitation to host the big dance that is the Oscars. Stay tuned for STARDUM’S Oscar Picks 2008!

With “Gimme More” now topping the iTunes Charts in the United States, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand, Britney Spears has at least one thing she can celebrate. After all she’s not celebrating her VMA performance, she’s not celebrating her social choices, she’s not celebrating not wearing underwear, and she is certainly not congratulating herself on her most recent headlines. “Britney loses children!” is practically being electrocuted from every media source right now. If it’s not magazine covers, it’s television and websites. Welcome to the field day that is the Britney Spears’ Child Custody Crisis! At STRDUM.COM we plan on bringing you up to the day links to other news sources covering this heart stopping debacle because we’d rather be skating or surfing then staking out the Los Angeles Court House. We’ve spent enough time there off the clock.

All things Britney and Child Custody:
Did She Want to Lose Kids??
Optimism over return of sons
TMZ has some serious coverage

“But as courts close doors and papers are signed we must remember she is still just a young mother trying her best to juggle an international pop career, an outrageous night life, a divorce, and two sons- Which in itself could be the very problem.”

Who’s quote?

Sunny Day in Los Angeles= Sleeping in till 2pm, at least.
Being invited to the beach by a person you just met= Damn, but I have so much to do.
Lying to the person who invited you= No more invites but you get high alone more.
Getting high alone= Great ideas and no audience to share them with.
Kanye West= Soft beats and soft collared shirts of varying color.
50 Cent= Hard beats and G-Unit clothes that seem well tailored.
Kanye Vs. 50= A big wet mess of blood stained polo shirts and corduroy.
Being invited to the beach by Kanye= Competing over who built the best sandcastle.
Going to the beach with 50 Cent= Him stomping on your castle to make room for his.
Working till sundown= A sunny day in L.A.

Checkout what the Vibe readers had to say about the battle between 50 & Kanye!

The force that is a Hannah Montana 54 date U.S Tour has sent parents into an all out frenzy! As frenzied parents begin inventing new and more elaborate lies about why they can’t take their children to the concert they promised them scalpers are jockeying up tickets prices by as much as 5% news organizations are reporting. The parents who were unable to secure seats for the concert have resorted to complaining and nagging ticket sales personal as if the tactic would work like it does on their spiritually bankrupt spouses.
Here’s an excerpt from CNN.COM’S in-depth Hannah Montana coverage:

“Forget The Police, Justin Timberlake or Bruce Springsteen. The undisputed hottest concert ticket of the year is for 14-year-old pop star Miley Cyrus, star of the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” TV show. Fans are so desperate for seats to her 54-date tour, kicking off later this month, that venues have sold out in as little as four minutes and scalpers are getting four to five times the face value — creating a torrent of complaints from frustrated parents.”

One parent complained bitterly, “that life’s not fair.” when denied tickets to the sold out show.
Numerous adults in line to purchase tickets for other acts were seen laughing and pointing at the saddened children who could not get in.
Click Here For Further Reading on the Sold-Out Tour

It seems where ever one looks these days there’s trouble brewing. Be it long airport lines, long traffic jams, Brad and Angelina’s flare up, or just plain ol’ Nicole’s impending pregnancy, problem’s are abounding more so then before. Did you know that U.S. Airlines lost 1 million pieces of luggage in three months? And that’s after you got there two hours early, took off all your clothes, walked through the machine, threw away your Herbal Essence, paid seven bucks for a bag of chips, and sat next to a gassy 14 year old playing PSP at full volume. What’s next? Joel finds out the kid’s not his?
With so many ENEMIES this week and it only being Monday here’s your list of Things to Despise:

U.S. Airlines loses bags, but finds my stash.

Britney Spears loses kids, but finds her stash of booze to be well preserved and tasty.

Mets Lose Again. Here’s some more sports losers!

When Johnny Rotten isn’t spreading his cheeks at the Bodog Battle of The Bands Live Finale he’s busily working on memorizing lyrics for his next big gig. And that gig he is preparing for is without a doubt every little punks wet dream and every punk geezers semi-worst nightmare; A Full on Sex Pistols Live Show featuring all original members this October! By original think early days, i.e. Glen “Not Quite Dangerous Enough” Matlock, and not the later line-up involving Sid Vicious, RIP.

The show appears to be listed as a private event with tickets only available through 103.1 FM and or their website. But if you believe for one second that every filthy punk in town, and this is a big town, won’t be out in front of THE ROXY that cold October night you got another thing coming. See you outside the club where we can hear the music.

All the news Malcolm Mclaren hates to hear.
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