In major news today a whole grip of world drama was reported by various news sites deemed upstanding and believable. Stardum Entertainment has taken the time to list some of these popular stories for you, adding catchy titles like, take for instance the article about the man trapped in his boat who uses his boxer shorts as a signal flag, we’ve title that one; “Man trapped on dingy waves dingy protectors for freedom.” Gripping isn’t it.

Here’s a blurb about K-Fed being a good dad: New Title, “Douchebag wins good Dad Award because Mom makes everyone around her even a two timing failed rapper look like golden road apples.” But seriously, if he is spending time with any of his half dozen children we’re ecstatic at this point. Right? Right?

And another quick example of this fun time would be the hot new article on possible murder, kidnap perpetrator, Joran van der Sloot tentatively titled, “I’m a horrible liar and I deserve to be fully punished for the simple fact that I know something about this case and I won’t tell anyone because I’m scared and selfish. Oh, and why can’t my Daddy help me go free?” Get it?

So you see here at the hot spot for news and updates we love to just let it all hangout while we collect the facts and repeat the reports. But with better titles and more gusto of course.

That’s right kiddies this Thanksgiving Eve, which means tonight, the infamous Suicidal Tendencies will be taking the main stage at House of Blues Sunset Strip for one massive throw-down. The phrase, “Bring your stomping boots has never been more fitting.” So wear your skulls, hook on those patches, and hide if your a Screeching Weasel fan; the suicide cult is back in town!
Doors for the show open around 7:30 or 8 and there is absolutely no photography allowed inside the venue so if you really need a photo of Mike Muir you better be “holding in your hoop.” Sorry just some prison slang to prepare you for the crowd you may encounter. Wasn’t Suicidal Tendencies voted Worst Band and Biggest Assholes in 1982? We love’em just cause of that, oh and that song “Two Sided Politics” is wicked sick too.
Don’t be shy, head to the show and make a friend or two; After all isn’t that what Thanksgiving is for? Make sure to hit this link, “All I wanted was a Pepsi!” to go straight to the Suicidal Homepage where you will be jumped in and initiated immediately. The site also contains all the tour dates for this upcoming romp through California. So go to the show and go crazy for the Tendencies we all fear to embrace and the thoughts that live in dark recesses of the mind.