Politics aside, John McCain is an absolute wrecking crew when it comes to gobbling up Republican delegates throughout Puerto Rico, American Samoa and the very influential region known simply as the Northern Mariana Islands. The McCain Machine was eagerly served up all 20 Republican delegates working in Puerto Rico over this weekend, complimenting his earlier dish of 9 delicious delegates from American Samoa. The massive McCain took 9 delegates from the Northern Mariana Islands for dessert Saturday as well. McCain looks to continue his extremely decadent diet of delegates with meals throughout the North American Mid-West and beyond.
Oh, and Louis Farrakhan said Barrack Obama is the “hope of the entire world” in regards to the U.S. changing for the better, as reported by the Los Angeles Times. Exciting times are approaching.

The awards this year have all been leaving the country as soon as the molding settles and the statues line up. Big categories at this year’s Academy Awards almost all went to import actors and actresses. Supporting Actress-Tilda Swinton hails from Scotland and she was simply the tip of the quickly melting iceberg. Other big statue winners coming from over seas were: Daniel Day-Lewis for Best Actor, Marion Cotillard(pictured), who lives in Paris, won for Best Actress, and the most excellent Javier Bardem, the winner for Best Supporting Actor is of Spanish descent. Many other technical awards went to British, French, and Italian film making teams. Thankfully America’s own Coen Brothers swept through with their film “No Country for Old Men” taking a solid handful of trophies with them back to Minnesota including Best Picture.

In what can only be described as the best reviewed film of 2007 by Stardum staff, friends, family, and haters “No Country for Old Men” has managed to grab a hold of the Academy Award for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Supporting Actor. These Bros’ are on a roll! Congratulations to everyone involved in the film! The movie brought people back into the theatres for the right reasons: murder, death, mystery, psychopaths, and running from the law. Stardum recommends at least crossing a few off the old “bucket list.” In a world dominated with flotsam and jetsam it’s refreshing to watch the Coen Brothers’ films, any of them. These guys are bringing visual, layered, stories to light and it’s fun as hell to ride along and wait to see where they’ll go next. If you haven’t seen “No Country For Old Men” yet go watch the damn thing. It’s entertaining and you can see what that haircut mess is all about.

While scanning the internet for things that could help all of humankind, like Charlton Heston action figures and Delta Burke collectibles, we came across this most frightening list of all things thought to be cool and popular by the infamous web engine msn.com. The list was so twisted and nightmarish we had to include it here on stardum. Peep the sick nugget below.
Suspiciously listed as A-list Searches, ya-right!
Valerie Bertinelli
Delta Burke
Kathleen Savio
Justin Timberlake
Harrison Ford
Meatloaf the cat
Apostrophes
Oscar Winners
Are you defecating with fear at what Meatloaf the cat could be? We are.

Lindsay Lohan has set a new world record at the Raspberry Awards this year! The small freckled actress has managed to star in a film, as two characters, that beat “Showgirls” for most Razzies awarded to one film! “Showgirls” if you remember correctly won a whopping 7 Razzies in 1995 as did “Battlefield Earth” in 2000 but don’t talk about that film, at all, ever. “My God.” a woman screamed from somewhere off in the distance. Lohan has slowly been deteriorating and her work is reflecting that spiral nicely. “I know who killed me” is absolute trash. It reeks. She reeks in it. It brings back memories of Bruce Willis and the film “Color of the Night.” Ya, it sucks good so good it’s bad. Lame, lame Lohan needs a real sweet flick to battle out of this slump. When you play two roles in one film and win for worst acting for both parts and the film wins for worst movie do you go up or down from there?

Another great UFC match-up is headed toward us full force this Saturday! UFC 82 will be here in no time! So we will prepare you for a quick run down with this even quicker fighter breakdown and fight card prediction. Predictions are brought to you by plenty of Corona, chronic, debates, bars, and pull-ups. Sit back and let Stardum call the fights for ya:
Silva will defend his belt. Henderson will fall.
Heath will beat Cheick in the second round.
Chris Leben will display new skills and physique. Will it be enough? Yes.
Evan Tanner will destroy Okami. Tanner will slowly put life back together.
Jon Fitch may possibly lose a tough fight in the first round.
Finally, Andrei Arlovski will knock somebody out of the ring.
Luke Cummo is ready for war but is Luigi?

And you, the fans, will have to wait for more on Koscheck and Sanchez.

And the wait is over. Finally, all you JLo fans have a special moment to celebrate: birth. Marc Anthony, you chihuahua lookin’ stud. Get over here and let us give you a cigar and a hug. The day has come and now passed but still there is more reason to cheer - She had twins! What? Everyone already knew that? Aww Shit! So, did you already know that one’s a boy and one’s a girl?? HA! Right, so, now ya know. The girl rolled out at around 12:12 am early Friday morning and the bro followed through at about 12:23. Names are being held tighter and under more security than ever. We already lost one field reporter, don’t need anymore casualties. We’ll wait. Momma-Lopez, 38, picked a perfect time to step out of the industry and focus on “La Familia.” Stardum respects that. Keep doin’ whatever that ass feels like JLo. Congratulations.

Chief William Bratton of the LAPD clearly stated to Patt Morrison on 89.3 KPCC-FM radio Wednesday that one solution to the “pap”-shitty problem in Los Angeles would be to LOCK BRITNEY SPEARS IN HER HOUSE! And do I hear any objections? Hell no, why should there be? Isn’t everyone tired of seeing this trailer-made housewife popstar ex-Icon? Wasn’t it peaceful not having her mentioned for the last fewww weeks? No brains left wondering ‘What happened to Britney Watch?’ and sent to search every media outlet for Brit news. Sad, sad time. Here’s where we step in, call it option 2. We at Stardum actually didn’t realize this lady(If we can all agree she’s a lady) even stepped off the radar. We were too busy to waste our time on this “lost cause.” She’s trash. Her music his trash. Her sister is trash. OK, I won’t go there. But she’s done! No one’s a slave for you anymore. Give up. Just lock yourself inside. Stardum Entertainment approves. Oh ya, check out what chief had to say..